Carl the Flamingo's review of the Isla Nublar 1993 Tour: "This was hands down THE worst resort experience I've ever had. Highlights included digging through a GIANT pile of Triceratops dung to look for West Indian lilac berries, having our ride break down in front of the Tyrannosaurus Rex paddock only to be swatted around by the insatiable beast... (Oh, did I mention it literally ate the bloodsucking lawyer who was part of our group?!) We weretryingto enjoy a glorious buffet after nearly getting electrocuted on a fence when we were basically terrorized by velociraptors, & then forced to evacuate the park." The trauma didn't stop him from making these Jurassic Park-inspired Isla Nublar 1993 Tour sunglasses though. Running for his life really made him wish he had some no slip, no bounce sunnies with him, like these!!!
- Gradient lenses
- No slip, no bounce, all polarized