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Floral-patterned sunglasses with pink lenses on a white background

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Your teapot spews gossip, and you shall not be silenced!!! Your indelicate opinion deserves these amiable Glam Gs, carefully steeped in a pink toile pattern and rose lenses. Slip ‘em on and let you...

Sunglasses with a gradient lens and black frame on a white background

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Escape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas com...

Yellow sunglasses with red-tinted lenses on a white background

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WE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, &am...

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Remember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason...

Pink sunglasses with a colorful lens on a white background

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Float like a flamingo, fight like a pool god. These pink Tidal G sunglasses with reflective water-repellent lenses are unsinkable. If they go flying in the splash zone, just scoop ’em up instead of...

Pink sunglasses with yellow lenses on a white background

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Look ferociously fashionable while you burst into spontaneous sprints, spin around, chase your tail, & roar down your office hallways! They can't fire ya if they can't catch ya! Sleek pink cat-...

Sunglasses with purple frame and gradient lenses on a white background

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"Ready? Set? Smash!!!" You scramble to eat as many juicy, fresh plums as you can off the tree, the sticky-sweet juice running down your arms as you race to see who can eat the most. First prize? A ...

Tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown lenses on a white background

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ME-OW!!! Take a walk on the wild side in these ferociously fashionable brown tortoiseshell sunglasses with brown non-reflective lenses and gold accents. WARNING: Wearing may result in an uptick of ...

goodr BFG Sunglasses - Mint Julep Electroshocks

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Unfollow that Instagram famous fitness star who keeps telling you to “stretch” and “eat healthy” and start taking notes. We’ve got the workout rehab plan that’ll get you those sweet sweet gainz. Th...

goodr Mach G Sunglasses - Call Me Tarmac Daddy

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NO SLIP – Goodr uses special grip coating to construct their frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. NO BOUNCE – The Goodr frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to preven...

goodr OG Sunglasses - Hawaii Volcanoes National Park

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Hawai'i Volcanoes National Park protects some of the world's most unique geological, biological, and cherished cultural landscapes. These limited-edition light blue OG shades with amber reflective ...

Red sunglasses with purple lenses on a white background

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Deep, bold, and a bit dangerous, like a glass of merlot at midnight. Pop on these Glam Gs featuring translucent purple frames and reflective lenses for a glow that'll have the moon taking notes. Al...

goodr OG Sunglasses - Acadia National Park

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No Slip. No Bound. All Polarized. All Fun Scratch Resistant Shatter Proof Layer Polarized Filter UV 400 Protection Anti Scratch/Anti Salt Water

Sunglasses with blue frame and pink lenses on a white background

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These limited-edition Skeletor-patterned sunnies featuring a skull won't help you unlock the secrets of Castle Grayskull, but they do glow in the dark, AND they won't slip or bounce while you battl...

goodr BFG Sunglasses - Beelzebub's Bourbon Burpees

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We get it. You go to the gym for 3 hours a day so you can look down and see 6-12 abs. If you commit to doing an insane amount of burpees, you can bet you'll do every last one of them. That (and the...

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All black everything! These BFG black sunglasses will match your complement your most wild outfit choices and fit any large noggin to boot. SOME PEOPLE HATE WEARING BLACK They think it's too borin...

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These black cat-eye sunglasses with black non-reflective lenses & light gold accents are giving fashion icon. Won't slip or bounce when vogueing down the catwalk or the sidewalk. Made for Mediu...

goodr BFG Sunglasses - Hellhound Hallucinations

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What the what?! Did you just see a rabid three-headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at...

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These Blue Lagoon officially licensed sunglasses dazzle and delight! With frames featuring breezy blue hues (say that three times fast), blue reflective lenses, and custom Crayola Tropical Colors p...

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There's nothing like feeling the sand beneath your toes, so our team of mad scientists got together to bring that feeling to your face...metaphorically! With amber reflective lenses and custom Cray...

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Picture the sea foam sparkling against the shoreline, and feel the sun's warmth reflecting off the Turquoise Surf. With green gradient lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these off...

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We wish we could say these Coral Reef sunglasses were created in a vital, biodiverse underwater ecosystem, but our team can't breathe underwater...yet. With burnt orange reflective lenses and custo...

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Whether palmate or pinnate, we're big fans of YOU in Palm Leaf sunnies. With green yellow reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed sunglasses are th...

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Take off your shoes, dig your toes into the dirt, and frolic through fragrant flowers! With purple pink reflective lenses and custom Crayola Tropical Colors packaging, these officially licensed Wil...

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Stay peak-level fabulous in these pink cat-eye sunglasses! With a dual-injected green layer and champagne gold reflective lenses, they add just the right pop of color and attitude to any outfit. Wh...

Black sunglasses with gradient lenses on a white background

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These sleek black cat-eye Cheetah G shades with black gradient lenses look killer while you sprint to grab bagels or slink through a sample sale, stealthily snatching designer goods out from under ...

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Put trash on your face! Made with 100% recycled plastic frames, a recycled aluminum logo, and a recycled paper box, these limited-edition sunnies are our favorite way to celebrate Earth Day. Snag t...

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All along our shorelines, people are committing heinous style crimes. Join us as we reel in these offenders, one pair of hideous orange antimicrobial foam slides at a time. This is Ocean’s Most Wan...

goodr OG Fancy a Finger Sandwich? Sunglass

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One mustn’t refuse such an offer just as one shouldn’t refuse such bold sunglasses! Take a bite out of these limited-edition OGs perfectly plated in a green toile pattern. Don’t be shy, command the...

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Serve bold energy in these dusty blue translucent Glam Gs with blue gradient lenses. With a sleek cat-eye shape and no-slip, no-bounce grip, they’re built for twirling through life, turning heads, ...

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Suit up with these black tie-worthy cat-eye sunglasses! Translucent gray frames featuring gradient lenses that add the perfect dash of fabulous to any formal look. After this, going shade-less sho...

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Only real ones stay for the encore! Stand out from the crowd with Luxe G, sleek rectangular sunnies. Featuring translucent light green frames and green polarized lenses, they won't slip or bounce a...