Whiskey shots with satanFlamingos on a booze cruiseGoing to valhalla…witness!Iced by yetisSunbathing with wizardsSwedish meatball hangoverWhat's in the box??!!Melisandre's day careHannuka matata: it means all kosherHappy festivus, you filthy animalsNocturnal voyage of the yellow submarine.Nessy's midnight orgyRun, you fools!Pineapple painkillersVincent’s absinthe night terrorsElectric dinotopia carnivalFalkor’s fever dreamPhoenix at a bloody mary barSweater vest for your faceUnion jack flashWakka wakka wakka wakkaYou don't look like buddy holly. at all.Gardening with a krakenSide scroll eye rollWelcome to the neighborhood
$20.00 – $25.00
Captain ashley's mulliganSand trap queenBreakfast run to tiffany'sGopher a flamingo!Iced by zombie dragonsJust look at the flowers-bang!My cateyes are up hereSchrodinger's saigon jadeStop and smell the roséMind the wage gap wedgeTalk birdie to meMary, queen of golfRosé before broséFast as shellPolk it like it's dotTotal lime pieceRun ready funfettiBrunch is the new blackChips and sipsFreshly picked ceruleanHaute day in hellVegan friendly couture[insert lei'd joke]Adios mutha flocka
Freshly baked man bunsI pickled these myselfMidnight rample at circle barInfluencers pay doubleInsert coin to continueNine dollar pour overIt's not black it's obsidianMai tai me up, daddyTropic like it's hotKunzite compels youFade-er-ade shades
Gangster amrapperIce bathing with wizardsMetconing for meatballsIced by sas-squatDo you even pistol, flamingo?That orange crush rushMint julep electroshocksWod (walruses of the desert)Firebreather’s fireball furyNinja kick the damn rabbitEmom (envy my octopus muscles)It's all in the hipsPolly wants a cocktailCuckoo for coconuts
Buzzed on the towerCaptain blunt's red-eyeAce of faceKitty hawkers' ray blockersFequent skymall shoppersMo-jito, mo-problemsClubhouse closeoutOperation: blackout
See you at the party, richterNaeon flux capacitorVoight-kampff visionHow do you like them pineapples?