She kicks your ass at pub trivia night
every week.
She always rocks
full body armor
with a helmet, shield and lance
so guys are too chickensh*t
to creep on her
or tell her to SMILE more.
She spends her
Saturday nights
spinning badass tapestries
and always beats
that basic bitch Arachne
in a weaving contest.
Duh. What did you expect?
Athena Is As Athena Does