Yes, wretched mortal,
I am thy God of Art!!! Subscribe to my YouTube channel,
and smash that like button, so thou dost not get smited. Plus, I am thy
God of archery, music, and dance. Mine own godly twerking puts Megan
Thee Stallion to shame! Also, I am thy God of truth and prophecy,
healing and diseases, the Sun and light,
and poetry. Liketh it not? Too many things-eth? WELL, TOO F***ING-ETH
BAD!!!
Apollo-Gize for Nothing